This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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