Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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