that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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