Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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