dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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