Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I will die if light touches me.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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