I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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