Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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