i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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