Don't you send me to vm
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
