Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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