I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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