He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
