question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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