i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
My life is pants optional.
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