yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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