i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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