I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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