just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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