I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize