i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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