he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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