if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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