I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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