Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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