Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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