remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
3 2 1 whiskey
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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