So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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