in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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