I hate your face
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
She said her name was "party"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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