Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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