i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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