So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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