ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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