Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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