Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
