she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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