I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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