I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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