That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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