Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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