haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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