Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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