Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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