you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
