Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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