i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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