There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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