The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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