when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Randomize
