Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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