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I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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