fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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