it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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