To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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